7 Ways To Instantly Be More Interesting (HINT: you won’t find this on BuzzFeed)

7 Ways To Instantly Be More Interesting (HINT: you won’t find this on BuzzFeed)

Boring-

Interesting.

 

Blue shirt, $10-

The shirt you won’t leave home without because it looks like the goddamn ocean and costs less than a bottle of wine in Rome.

 

I am a personal trainer-

I make people sweat as though their life depends on it so they can get laid more often and eat ice cream without feeling guilty.

 

I do web design for photographers-

I create websites Ansel Adams would take pictures of for John Muir to walk through, munching on bread crusts.

 

Same product-

But what makes your ears twitch?

 

I don't care if your design plays lead guitar-

If your words fall flat, so will your sales.

 

So don't be boring-

Be interesting.

Emails Are Like Paper Airplanes (But Only If You Fold Them Right..)

Emails Are Like Paper Airplanes (But Only If You Fold Them Right..)